Script

Tyler: Hello all you cool cats out there and welcome to Love With Latin with your host DJ Frigus, where we take up a little bit of your time from 2-4 am every other Tuesday. Good thing this isn’t my only job. Today we’re going to call Mr. Publius Ovidius Naso. (Iread his bio). Lets call this cool cat right now.

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Dan: Salve?

Tyler: Yo, Ovid what’s goin on. Why don’t you tell us what your up to?


Dan: Well I’m not really sure because I’m dead, but I’m still talking to you, would you like to fill me in on this ???

Tyler: Mhm, well let’s move on to reading your first book and then its translation, and you can tell us how it came to you…(Read the stuff) Can you give us any insight?

Dan: It just came to me.

Tyler: Well how bout that, why don’t you read us your third part of the first book.

Dan: I guess so, I mean you’re the one who apparently brought me back to life here. (Reads the latin then English)

Tyler: Why don’t we take a caller in here to take some questions. Here’s line one.

Caller (ben pretending to be a girl [sorry ben]): Hello…

Tyler: Hey your on the air

Caller: Hello (Louder)

Tyler: Yea we’re here, patricia

Caller: O yes yes. Hi, o I love your poetry ovid its soooo romantic. I just want to ask you where you got your inspiration from.

Dan: It just came to me.

Caller: OOOOO your sooo romantic.

Tyler Bye Patricia

Caller: Bu bye ovid I love you soooo much I love your poetry (will get cut off)

Tyler: Heres our second caller Jermaine on line two.

Caller: Wats up ovid wanted ask you, was you a playa wit da ladies??

Dan: Well I guess you could call me

Tyler: Alright we’re done now, bye Jermaine.

Caller: Hey man I was just trying to get some information from him (will get cut off)

Tyler: That’s enough of callers for one day. We’re gonna end by reading your last poem and you reading off the translation and meaning.

Dan: k

Tyler: (Reads)

Dan: (Reads)

Tyler: Thanks for tuning in to Love With Latin, and thank you Ovid. We’ll see you, my miniscule audience, in two weeks.